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11. Never Miss a Good Chance to Shut Up.

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12. If You Think Nobody Cares, Try Posting a Vague Status.

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13. Always Borrow Money from a Pessimist — They Won’t Expect It Back.

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14. The Early Bird Gets the Worm, but the Second Mouse Gets the Cheese.

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15. Never Ask a Woman Who’s Eating Ice Cream Straight from the Container How She’s Doing

See also Ice Cream.

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16. If at First You Don’t Succeed, Destroy All Evidence That You Tried.

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17. If You Find Yourself in a Hole, Stop Digging.

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18. Avoid People Who Tell You to “calm Down.”

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19. If You’re Always Late, Better to Arrive with Coffee and a Dramatic Story.

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20. Never Try to Teach a Pig to Sing — It Wastes Your Time and Annoys the Pig.

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