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41. Always Give 100% — Unless You’re Donating Blood.

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42. If Opportunity Doesn’t Knock, Build a Door. Then Install a Peephole.

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43. If Life Gives You Lemons, Squirt Someone in the Eye.

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44. You Can't Please Everyone. You're Not Pizza.

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45. Be Yourself. Unless You Can be a Unicorn. Then be a Unicorn.

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46. Never Wrestle with a Pig — You Both Get Dirty, and the Pig Likes It.

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47. If You Think Nobody Cares, Try Posting a Vague Status.

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48. Always Pretend You're the Main Character. Just... Don’t Monologue in Public.

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49. If You Find Yourself in a Hole, Stop Digging.

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50. A Clean House is a Sign of a Broken Computer

See also Chores, Computers.

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