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21. Dance Like Nobody's Watching… Because They're Probably Scrolling.

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22. If You Can’t Convince Them, Confuse Them.

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23. Always Borrow Money from a Pessimist — They Won’t Expect It Back.

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24. The Early Bird Gets the Worm, but the Second Mouse Gets the Cheese.

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25. Never Ask a Woman Who’s Eating Ice Cream Straight from the Container How She’s Doing

See also Ice Cream.

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26. If at First You Don’t Succeed, Destroy All Evidence That You Tried.

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27. Happiness is Like Wi-Fi — Sometimes It Drops for No Reason.

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28. Procrastinate Now, Don’t Put It Off.

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29. Always Keep a Banana in Your Bag — for Scale, for Emergencies, or to Confuse People. 🍌

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30. Never Trust Someone Who Says “trust Me.”

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