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31. Always Borrow Money from a Pessimist — They Won’t Expect It Back.

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32. Procrastinate Now, Don’t Put It Off.

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33. If You're Not Supposed to Eat at Night, Why is There a Light in the Fridge?

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34. Age is Just a Number. In Your Case, a Really High One.

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35. Never Try to Teach a Pig to Sing — It Wastes Your Time and Annoys the Pig.

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36. Never Follow Someone Who’s Lost.

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37. Don’t Put All Your Eggs in One Basket. Unless You Hate Eggs.

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38. Always Give 100% — Unless You’re Donating Blood.

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39. If Opportunity Doesn’t Knock, Build a Door. Then Install a Peephole.

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40. If Life Gives You Lemons, Squirt Someone in the Eye.

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