Was actually a sexist metaphor to picking up on women, but when you do find the right woman, she just makes you be quiet all the time and makes you enjoy the world less.
Seriously, everyone always dies peacefully? I'm just going slap around doctors making them bleed and finally someone will have said, "Oh yeah, that guy died violently." See also Death.
I'd prefer doing women, instead. My private parts would get diseased if I tried doing drugs. See also Drugs.
With big butt, comes great flatulence. See also Flatulence.
You have more things not to do, then to do. See also Procrasination.
A game-show that picks 10 obese men every season and sees which one has the worst colon. See also Obesity.