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Funny Phobias

1. I Have "Logophobia" - 'fear of Words'

I'm screaming.

Added by Molasses on January 28, 2016| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Questions

2. What if Shel Silverstein's "The Missing Piece"

Was actually a sexist metaphor to picking up on women, but when you do find the right woman, she just makes you be quiet all the time and makes you enjoy the world less.

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Funny Advice

3. Don't die peacefully.

Seriously, everyone always dies peacefully? I'm just going slap around doctors making them bleed and finally someone will have said, "Oh yeah, that guy died violently." See also Death.

Added by Molasses on January 27, 2016| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Sayings

5. I Don't 'Do' Drugs.

I'd prefer doing women, instead. My private parts would get diseased if I tried doing drugs. See also Drugs.

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Funny Sayings

6. NFL Stands for 'Nikki Minaj Farting Loudly'

With big butt, comes great flatulence. See also Flatulence.

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Funny Things

7. Crabby Patties

A bowel made by a crustacean. See also Feces.

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Funny Things to Do

8. Make a Not-To-Do List

You have more things not to do, then to do. See also Procrasination.

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Funny TV Shows

9. I Farted So Hard a Turd Came Out!

A game-show that picks 10 obese men every season and sees which one has the worst colon. See also Obesity.

Added by Molasses on January 27, 2016| Comment | You Like This |

Funny People

10. Mic Higan

Flo Rida's arch nemisis/alter ego

Added by Molasses on January 26, 2016| Comment | You Like This |

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