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Funny Phrases

31. Dried Plums

The name with which the California Prune Board has decided to rebrand its product. See also Food.

Added by Tyler on December 23, 2007| Comment | 5 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Things to Do

32. Wassailing

To go from house to house Christmas caroling. See also Holidays.

Added by Tyler on December 16, 2007| 2 Comments | 5 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Things to Do

33. Treating Black Eyes With Raw Steaks

See also Old-Timey.

Added by Tyler on December 11, 2007| Comment | 17 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Things

34. Box of Rattlesnakes

From today's New York Times obituary of Evel Knievel, "When he was 27, he became co-owner of a motorcycle shop in Moses Lake, Wash. To attract customers, he announced he would jump his motorcycle 40 feet over parked cars and a box of rattlesnakes and continue on past a mountain lion tethered at the other end. Before 1,000 people, he did the stunt as promised but failed to fly far enough; his bike came down on the rattlesnakes." See also Animals.

Added by Tyler on December 1, 2007| 1 Comment | 9 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Things

35. Champagne Glass Pyramids

See also Alcohol, Old-Timey.

Added by Tyler on November 15, 2007| Comment | 8 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Things

36. Dueling Pianos

Added by Tyler on November 4, 2007| 2 Comments | 11 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Things

37. Rewinding Fees

Fees can be avoided if you buy one of these. See also 80's.

Added by Tyler on October 27, 2007| 1 Comment | 3 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Clothes

38. Pince-nez Shop

French for "pinch nose," pince-nez are the earpieceless eyeglasses popularized by Theodore Roosevelt. See also Old-Timey.

Added by Tyler on October 18, 2007| 3 Comments | 3 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Insults

39. Scallywag

Added by Tyler on September 30, 2007| 3 Comments | 24 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Places

40. Super Paradise

Beach in Mykonos, Greece slightly down the road from a beach called Paradise. See also European.

Added by Tyler on September 26, 2007| Comment | 1 person likes this You Like This | Unlike