Yeetaleetthesecond's Entries
Funny Insults
281. They Say No Dream is Too Big, but Your Dream of Becoming Smarter is So Big, It Probably Compares to the Galaxy.
Because you're dumb. See also Astronomy.
Funny Insults
282. Bite My Shiny Metal Ass!
Forgot the name of the robot from Futurerama, lmfao. See also Profanity.
Funny Jobs
286. Table Buster
No, you're not destroying tables. You're cleaning the dishes off. See also Restaurants.
Funny Quotes
288. “Well, Well, Well… How the Turntables…”
―Michael Scott See also Malapropisms, The Office.
Funny Anti-Jokes
289. What Do You Call a Dog With One Ear?
Anything, the dog can still hear you. See also Dogs.
Funny Anti-Jokes
290. What Did Mater Say to Mr. McQueen?
Many things. They've been in a couple of movies together. See also Cars.