Yeetaleetthesecond's Entries
Funny Insults
291. Bite My Shiny Metal Ass!
Forgot the name of the robot from Futurerama, lmfao. See also Profanity.
Funny Jobs
295. Table Buster
No, you're not destroying tables. You're cleaning the dishes off. See also Restaurants.
Funny Quotes
297. “Well, Well, Well… How the Turntables…”
―Michael Scott See also Malapropisms, The Office.
Funny Anti-Jokes
298. Why Was the Chicken Crossing the Road?
No one knows. Unless you can communicate with the thing telepathically. See also Chickens.
Funny Anti-Jokes
299. What Do You Call a Dog With One Ear?
Anything, the dog can still hear you. See also Dogs.
Funny Anti-Jokes
300. How Do You Label a TV in Your House That Isn't Yours?
Stolen. You should give it back. See also Crime.
