Yeetaleetthesecond's Entries
Funny Observations
322. If you have a Samsung Galaxy phone and call your friend that lives on another continent, you’re calling from a Galaxy far, far away.
Mind blown. See also Phones, Star Wars, Technology.
Funny Phrases
323. The Pokey
Old-people talk for jail. I actually find this one funny. See also Jail, Police.
Funny Advice
326. If You Ever Need to Bury a Body, Plant Endangered Plants Over the Body So It’s Illegal to Dig Up
Works every time. See also Plants.
Funny Observations
328. We Complain About Being Stressed and Blame It on Work/school, but That's Likely the Thing That Makes You Stressed.
The only logical decision? Don't go there. See also Schools.
Funny Quotes
330. "My Grandma Started Walking 5 Miles Every Day when She Was 60. She's 97 Now, and We Don't Know Where the Hell She Is."
―Ellen DeGeneres See also Granparents.
