Yvonne's Entries

Funny Advice

1. Do Not Wear Socks with Sandals

No no no you do Not wear socks with sandals. See also Shoes.

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Funny Advice

2. Handling

If you can't afford the merchandise don't touch the goods.

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Funny Animals

3. Swing

If there isn't room to swing a cat, try a hamster! See also Pets.

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Funny Foods

4. Fast Food

We don't serve fast food, we serve good as fast as we can!

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Funny Insults

5. A Face like a Bulldog Chewing a Wasp

See also Dogs.

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Funny Insults

6. Skin Flint

Your as tight as a butt hole.

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Funny Insults

7. Face

If I looked like you, I would wear my coat back to front, and keep my hood up! See also Clothes.

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Funny Jobs

8. Travel Agent

You get more holidays than Thomas Cook. See also Holidays.

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Funny Nicknames

9. Ham Shank

For the fondler

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Funny Nicknames

10. Mr Mash

For the potato addict in your life

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