1. Don't Fall into Gorilla Enclosures
Seriously, don't. See also Gorillas.
3. Who'da Thunk?
Past tense of "think"? See also Grammar.
4. Do You Talk out of Your Ass?
Because everything you say is sh*t. See also Profanity.
5. Me IRL Shop
See also Internet.
6. Repeat, Will You Comply?
"Will you comply?"
"Error: Loop detected." *explodes*
Classic humor from Fallout 4.
7. Cotton-Eye Joe by Rednex
ah yes, the square-dancing-unit-in-4th-grade top song pick
Funny Things to Do
8. Imitating a Car Engine
One moment you're groaning extensively and the next moment you catch yourself sounding like an accelerating car, shifting gears and all. I do this all the time. See also Cars.
9. Those Kids in the Hallway That Slow You Down
Could they possibly walk any slower?! See also Schools.
10. "Yeah, and I'm Also the Governor of Massachusetts."
My favorite sarcastic line from Fallout 4, in response to being asked if I'm the new director appointed for the grand reopening of General Atomics Galleria.
My character's poker face was just perfect when he said this. Even funnier is the fact that I passed the speech check.