aGoblinChild's Entries

Funny Phrases

1. All Panic No Disco

Added by aGoblinChild on February 13, 2026| Comment | Like You Like This | Unlike

Funny Insults

2. Not Even Ed Sheeran Likes the Shape of You.

-from a friend

Added by aGoblinChild on February 4, 2026| Comment | 1 person likes this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Advice

3. Do Not, I Repeat Do NOT, Try to Eat Clouds

Why? they are very high and you might fall. See also Weather.

Added by aGoblinChild on February 2, 2026| Comment | 2 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Insults

4. You Look Like You Say YeeHaw, but You Don't Have a Drop of Western Blood in You

Like, the yah-hoo type of yeehaw

Added by aGoblinChild on February 2, 2026| Comment | 2 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Books

5. I Give You My Heart

I mean metaphorically
Put away that knife

Added by aGoblinChild on January 26, 2026| Comment | 2 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Dances

6. Toothless Dance

yes

Added by aGoblinChild on January 26, 2026| Comment | 2 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Insults

7. Bro You Look Like Rudoff if He Ate the Other Deer.

Added by aGoblinChild on January 26, 2026| Comment | 2 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Insults

8. You Look Like You Erase the Board when the Teacher Writes "Do Not Erase"

Like the whiteboard

Added by aGoblinChild on January 26, 2026| Comment | 2 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Insults

9. You Are the Kind of Person Character Strong Was Made For.

If you don't know, you old.

Added by aGoblinChild on January 26, 2026| Comment | 3 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Insults

10. You Are the Kind of Person New Year Resolutions Were Made For.

PLEASE change your ways.

Added by aGoblinChild on January 26, 2026| Comment | 2 people like this You Like This | Unlike