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Funny Observations

11. Technically Everyone Only Has 3 Minutes to Live

It's just that every time you breathe it resets

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Funny Questions

12. How Much Does a Trip to Antarctica Cost?

Depends on where you live. For example, if you live in Antarctica, it's free See also Travel.

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Funny Things to Do

13. Magic Trick

Magician: I can make anything disappear!!
Magician: I can make disappear!! See also Pranks.

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Funny Things to Do

14. Put a Sleeping Pill in Your Coffee

Does this even need to be explained? See also Coffee.

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Funny Things to Do

15. How to Instantly Get $100 off Any Store

Take a $100 bill out of your wallet

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Funny Advice

16. If a Guy Wants You for Your Breasts, Legs, and Thighs, Send Him to KFC.

Seriously, find someone better. And on the plus side, he won't be getting any girls after that. See also Relationships.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

17. I Saved a Girl from Getting Kidnapped Today.

Me: I saved a girl from getting kidnapped today.
Friend: Really?! How?
Me: Self control.

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Funny Questions

18. If You Drop a Bar of Soap on the Floor, is the Soap Dirty or is the Floor Clean?

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Funny Questions

19. Mom: Hey, What Do Idk, Lol, and Ttyl Mean?

Me: I don't know, laugh out loud, and talk to you later.
Mom: Okay then! I'll go ask your sister.
Me: *facepalm* See also Computers, Parents.

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Funny Questions

20. Why is It Hot if It's Called Chili?

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