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Funny Questions
21. Mom: Hey, What Do Idk, Lol, and Ttyl Mean?
Me: I don't know, laugh out loud, and talk to you later.
Mom: Okay then! I'll go ask your sister.
Me: *facepalm* See also Computers, Parents.
Funny Things to Do
22. Kid Sleeping in Class
A kid always slept in the middle of class. The teacher calls him up to answer a hard problem that the class hasn't learned yet on the chalkboard. The kid answers it without hesitation and gets it right. The teacher repeats this a couple times and every time the kid gets it right. The teacher ended up letting the kid sleep for the rest of the year. See also School, Teachers.
Funny Advice
23. How to Break Up with Your Girlfriend
You: Hey, wanna see a magic trick?
Her: Sure!
You: *Poof* You're single! See also Magic, Relationships.
Funny Insults
24. An Instant Comeback to Pretty Much Anything
Person: *insert insult about you here*
You: I'm a mirror
Funny Observations
25. A Bad Lag is Better than a Good One
A bad lag is a good lag because it's good at being a bad lag. See also Computers, Internet.
Funny Observations
26. If You Celebrate Your Birthday Every Day You'll Live Longer
Just rip up your birth certificate so no one has proof of when your actual birthday is.
Funny Questions
27. "Where Mother?"
A Chinese man was in a supermarket looking for a chicken but he didn't know the word in English so he brought an egg to the cashier, pointed at it, and said, "Where Mother?"
Funny Things to Do
28. Make Someone Fall in a Skating Rink
Point somewhere up high and tell them to look, then kick the back of their skates. See also Sports.
Funny Things to Do
29. Getting Your Friend to Say Red
You: Hey, I bet I can make you say "red"
Friend: Sure, I bet you can't!
You: What colour is the sky?
Friend: Blue?
You: I told you I could make you say blue!
Friend: No, you said red.
You: Gotcha! See also Pranks.
