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Funny Advice

1481. Give Me One Billion Dollars

it would really make my day

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1482. Be the Kind of Person Your Pet Thinks You Are

This was posted at a church

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Funny Advice

1483. Oh, No, You Farted?

No you didn't, the dog did (shh)

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1484. No Matter What, If It Rhymes, It's True, Mind You.

I ate a pie.
I died.
I went to the loo and ate my poo.
I killed a bee that stole my tea.
I wore a sandwich hat and got eaten by a rat.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

1485. Whenever You Ask, "Who's There?", Its Always a Person

Cuz who's a person

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Funny Books

1486. Snow White and the Seven Doors

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Funny Insults

1487. I'm Sorry, but It Looks Like Your Train of Thought Missed the Station, Sweetheart.

Say this when you're having in insult fight with someone, and you give them a NASTY insult, and they just look at you in silence. Eg., YOU: "Shock me, and say something intelligent for once in your life." THEM: "....." YOU: "I'm sorry, but it looks like your train of thought missed the station, sweetheart."

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Funny Nicknames

1488. Hawty Shawty

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Funny Observations

1489. Any Shop Can be a Drive Through if You Try Hard Enough...

Seriously... See also Cars, Crime.

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Funny Phobias

1490. Chezapobia

the fear of chez See also Cheese.

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