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Funny Anti-Jokes

1471. What Do You Call a Hippo with No Head, Eyes, Body or Legs?

A hippo tail. Nothing else is left.

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Funny Questions

1472. How Many Lightbulbs Does It Take to Change a Lightbulb?

Two.

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Funny Questions

1473. ?Sdrawkcab Gnipyt Pots I Od Woh

I think he is trying to say, "How do I stop typing backwards?"
.ma i, sey

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Funny Questions

1474. What Did the Donkey Say to the Other Donkey?

I don't know. I don't speak Donkey. See also Donkeys.

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Funny T-Shirts

1475. Who Are These Children and Why Are They Calling Me Dad? Shop

No, seriously. See also Parents.

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Funny Questions

1476. Is water's flavor just its temperature?

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Funny Quotes

1477. "FIRE BAD!"

―Frankenstien's Monster See also Monsters.

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Funny Things to Do

1478. Buying Money

See also Money, Recursive.

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Funny Euphemisms

1480. Planet Zit

Also known a volcano.

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