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Funny Names

1471. Lord Tweedmouth

Sir Dudely Majorbanks was the first Lord Tweedmouth of Scotland. He invented Golden Retrivers and owned a forest known as Gutchinshire. See also Dogs, History, Scottish.

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Funny Quotes

1472. “The knack of flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss.”

―Douglas Adams in The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy

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Funny Phrases

1473. Your Welcome Mat

There was a guy who gave a welcome mat to Matt and said “Your welcome mat.” Matt said “Thanks.” The guy then said, “You’re welcome, Matt.”

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Funny Questions

1474. Why Don’t You See Elephants Playing Hide and Seek?

Because they are so good at it. See also Elephants.

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Funny Things to Do

1475. Ttyyppiinng Eeaacchh Lleetteerr Ttwwiiccee

Tthhee rreessuulltt? Llaauugghhss ffrroomm yyoouu, ccoonnffuusseedd llooookkss ffrroomm eevveerryyoonnee eellssee. See also Repetition.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

1476. And so I said “That’s not a camel, that’s my wife!”

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Funny Foods

1477. Ketchup with M&Ms

See also Chocolate.

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Funny Foods

1478. Beans on Toast

thats it See also British.

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Funny Things to Do

1479. Internetting

See also Computers, Internet.

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Funny Words

1480. Imbroglio

An extremely confused, complicated, or embarrassing situation.

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