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Funny Questions

571. How Do Trees Get Online?

They log in.

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572. How Do Bees Brush Their Hair?

They use honeycombs.

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573. Why Did the Math Book Cry?

It had too many problems.

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574. Why Can't Your Nose Be Three Decimeters Long?

Because then it would be a foot.

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575. How Do Fish Pay for Things?

They don't. They have no pockets.

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576. How Do Clouds Pay Their Bills?

With rain checks.

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Funny Words

577. Flibberdoodlephobia

The fear of pigeons wearing tiny raincoats and judging your life choices.

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578. Wompadoodleophobia

The fear of opening the refrigerator and finding a single warm grape staring back at you.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

579. Bob: You Are as Hot as the Sun Nerd: Thanks! You Are a 1,00,000,000th of the Suns Heat!

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580. Guy: You Are as Hot as the Sun

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