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Funny Advice

621. Carry a Fork With You

If someone tries to rob you, pull it out of your pocket and say, “thank you lord for this meal I’m about to have” and charge at them with the fork.

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Funny Insults

622. I Hope Your Room Mate Changes the Hulu Password

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Funny Insults

623. I Hope Your Bug Spray Works Sub-optimally

Heard this one at my church camp. See also Insects.

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Funny Questions

624. What Do You See When a Duck Bends Over?

Its butt quack. See also Birds.

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Funny Nicknames

626. Bruce the Goose

See also Birds.

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Funny Words

627. Worcestershire, England

Just try to pronounce it. I dare you. See also English.

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Funny Names

628. Bob Avocado

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Funny Nicknames

629. Lactose the Intolerant

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Funny Nicknames

630. Mrs. Snifferwiffersnoot

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