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Funny Jobs

601. Fatherly Wrench Passer

Finding a wrench in a toolbox may be one of the most complicated and stressful tasks known to son. When your father has his head under the kitchen sink and you're already holding the flashlight and the toolbox, passing him the wrench is near impossible and can result in complete failure of the task at hand. See also Family.

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Funny Questions

602. Cargo Space?

Car no go space, car go road. See also Dad Jokes.

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Funny Foods

603. Hamburgrrrrrrr

Gets angry when you try to eat it. See also Made Up, Meat.

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Funny Insults

604. You Look Like the Type of Guy Who Would Bake Bacon

See also Breakfast, Meat.

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Funny Insults

605. You Look Like the Kind Of Person Who Draws a Smiley Face on a Rock and Calls it Jeffrey

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Funny Insults

606. You Look Like You Go Super Heavy on the Pepper on Popcorn

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Funny Nicknames

607. Stinky Aunt May

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Funny Euphemisms

608. Tactical Possum

Also known as armadillo.

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Funny Insults

609. You Look Like the Sort of Person to Ask an Artist to Draw Them

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Funny Nicknames

610. Smelly Uncle Steve

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