Guest Entries

Funny Sayings

571. The World Would be a Better Place Without Me, Which is Why I Must Keep Living

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Funny Nicknames

572. Kassy von Gassy

See also Flatulence.

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Funny Questions

573. What Does a Strong Dog Say?

Buff, buff. See also Dogs.

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Funny Things to Do

574. Bending a Ruler Until It Breaks

Don’t let the teacher catch you. Also, don’t try this at home. See also Schools.

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Funny Books

575. Learning to Play With a Lion’s Testicles Shop

Unexpected gifts from the animals of Africa.

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Funny Insults

576. I Hope Your Wife Gives Birth to a Centipede So You Spend the Rest of Your Life Slaving Away to Buy Shoes for It

See also Insects, Shoes.

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Funny Observations

577. I’m Not Coming to the Party, but I Still Want to be Invited

See also Party.

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Funny Sayings

578. You Bet Your Bottom Dollar!

See also Old-Timey.

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Funny Euphemisms

579. Food Trident

Also known as a fork. See also Cutlery.

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Funny Advice

580. If Someone Insults You, Say “Exactly” and Confuse Them

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