Guest Entries

Funny Anti-Jokes

591. My Wife Says I’m Dead, but I’m Really Just Ghosting Her

See also Ghosts, Marriage.

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Funny Words

592. Späckhuggare

The Swedish word for killer whale or orca, it translates to “blubber stabber.” See also Swedish.

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Funny Insults

593. Wisdom Has Always Been Chasing You, but You Have Always Been Faster

See also Wisdom.

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Funny Things to Do

594. Brushing You Teeth in the Shower

It should be illegal. See also Bathroom, Hygiene, Teeth.

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Funny Euphemisms

595. Dead Bed

Also known as a casket. See also Death.

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Funny Sayings

596. If you give a man a fish, he’ll eat for one day. If you teach a man to fish, you’ll have the house to yourself.

The surest way to avoid divorce. See also Fishing, Marriage.

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Funny Things to Do

597. When Shaking Hands, Confuse the Other Person by Shaking Side to Side

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Funny Diseases

598. Lactoes Intolerance

The lack of toes gets us all. See also Made Up.

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Funny Observations

599. Studying is Just Cheating in Advance

See also Schools.

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Funny Sayings

600. The World Would be a Better Place Without Me, Which is Why I Must Keep Living

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