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Funny Advice

591. If Somebody Asks Why You’re Single, Simply Respond with “Supply Chain Issues” and Don’t Elaborate

See also Dating.

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Funny Euphemisms

592. Yellow Cucumber

Also known as banana. See also Fruits, Vegetables.

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Funny Insults

593. You Look Like the Kind of Person Who Says “Bless You” when Someone Farts

See also Flatulence.

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Funny Insults

594. You Look Like the Kind of Person Who Says “Guys, I Think We Have a Problem” When Something Goes Wrong

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Funny Toys

595. Caesar in the Freezer

Alternative to Elf on the Shelf.

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Funny Things to Do

596. Biting Into a Whole, Peeled Orange

Instead of eating it in sections. See also Fruits.

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Funny Drinks

597. Apple Goose

Apple juice, but for geese. See also Birds, Fruits.

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Funny Animals

598. Moustached Puffbird

Accurate. See also Birds.

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Funny Animals

599. The Screaming Hairy Armadillo

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Funny Insults

600. You Look Like the Kind of Person Who on the Last Day of School Before Winter Break Says, “See You Next Year!”

Dork.

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