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Funny Foods

591. Shit on a Shingle

A US military food term—unofficial, of course! It is a dish consisting of a cream sauce with meat in it poured over toast. It is often served as a breakfast dish. See also Breakfast, Military.

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Funny Sayings

592. I Pooped My Pants and All I Got Was This Lousy Poop in My Pants

Funny Instruments

593. Floboe

A flute and an oboe combined. See also Made Up.

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Funny Observations

594. Unicorns and mermaids aren’t real. But unicorn mermaids are, and they’re are called narwhals.

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Funny Words

595. Eellogofusciouhipoppokunurious

Old-timey slang meaning “very good, very fine.” See also Old-Timey, Slang.

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Funny Questions

596. If someone with no arms had a gun in their pocket, are they armed or unarmed?

Funny Questions

597. Why is six afraid of seven?

Because seven is a registered six offender. See also Numbers.

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Funny Insults

598. You’re So Ugly, the Monsters Check Above the Bed to See if You Are There

Funny Animals

599. Boost the Cow

Boost is a purple cow that help fight credit card scams with John Cena.

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