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Funny Advice

641. Always Remember that Removing the Vegetables from Your Burger Lowers the Calories

Or just eat well. See also Diets.

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Funny Toys

642. Shovel

Dig a hole in the yard. Get in trouble. Do it again.

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Funny Questions

643. If actions are stronger than words, how is the pen mightier than the sword?

See also Paradoxes.

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Funny Observations

644. There is a giant, floating orb in the sky that we can’t make eye contact with, and no one questions it.

See also Astronomy.

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Funny Observations

645. The Kid at the Back of the Bus Knows Where Everyone Lives

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Funny Quotes

646. “That’s what she said.”

―John F. Kennedy See also Presidents.

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Funny Sayings

647. Quidquid Latine Dictum Sit Altum Videtur

Latin for, “Whatever is said in Latin sounds profound.” See also Latin.

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Funny Questions

648. How Did the Inventor of the Clock Know What Time It Was?

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Funny Places

649. Bastardstown, Wexford, Ireland

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Funny Products

650. Shittens Shop

Fully protect your hands while tending to the dirty deed. See also Profanity, Scatological.

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