Guest Entries

Funny Instruments

651. The Electric Kazoo Shop

Set the amp to 11.

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Funny Phrases

652. Wibbly-Wobbly, Timey-Wimey

―Doctor Who

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Funny Anti-Jokes

653. I Put the Sexy in Dyslexia

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Funny Advice

654. Wait Until the Last Minute to Do Your Homework

That way you’ll be older and therefore wiser. See also Procrastination, Schools.

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Funny Things

655. Sea Cucumber

A cucumber that has been chucked into the ocean. Not to be confused with sea cucumbers. See also Vegetables.

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Funny Euphemisms

656. Booty Burp

Also known as a fart. See also Flatulence.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

657. My wife told me I'm bad with directions so I packed up and right.

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Funny Questions

658. How many seagulls would you have to find in your house before you got suspicious that someone was putting them there?

Three. See also Birds.

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Funny Advice

659. When Parents Tell You to Act Like an Adult, Be an Old Person and Hurt Yourself by Moving Something

It that simple bro.

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Funny Euphemisms

660. Earth Apple

Also known as a potato. See also Fruits, Vegetables.

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