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Funny Euphemisms

691. Hearty Starty

Also known as a defibrillator. See also Doctors, Medicine.

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Funny Foods

692. Charcuterie

Lunchables that went to Harvard. See also Meat.

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Funny Songs

693. The Economics of the Wizarding World Don’t Make Sense

By Harry and the Potters. See also Harry Potter.

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Funny Euphemisms

694. Boomstick

Also known as dynamite.

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Funny Foods

695. Shit on a Shingle

A US military food term—unofficial, of course! It is a dish consisting of a cream sauce with meat in it poured over toast. It is often served as a breakfast dish. See also Breakfast, Military.

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Funny Sayings

696. I Pooped My Pants and All I Got Was This Lousy Poop in My Pants

Funny Instruments

697. Floboe

A flute and an oboe combined. See also Made Up.

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Funny Observations

698. Unicorns and mermaids aren’t real. But unicorn mermaids are, and they’re are called narwhals.

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Funny Words

699. Eellogofusciouhipoppokunurious

Old-timey slang meaning “very good, very fine.” See also Old-Timey, Slang.

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Funny Questions

700. Why is six afraid of seven?

Because seven is a registered six offender. See also Numbers.

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