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Funny Euphemisms

731. Booty Burp

Also known as a fart. See also Flatulence.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

732. My wife told me I'm bad with directions so I packed up and right.

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Funny Questions

733. How many seagulls would you have to find in your house before you got suspicious that someone was putting them there?

Three. See also Birds.

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Funny Advice

734. When Parents Tell You to Act Like an Adult, Be an Old Person and Hurt Yourself by Moving Something

It that simple bro.

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Funny Euphemisms

735. Earth Apple

Also known as a potato. See also Fruits, Vegetables.

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Funny Advice

736. When Getting the Ingredients to Make a Sandwich, Make a Second Sandwich

BOOM. Extra sandwich. See also Sandwiches.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

737. How do you put an elephant in the refrigerator?

You open the door.

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Funny Insults

738. I Hope a Movie About You Gets Made, but They Cast James Corden to Play You

See also Celebrities.

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Funny Insults

739. I Hope You Have a Bad Day and Your Shirt Gets Stuck on a Door Handle

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Funny Insults

740. At Least I Don’t Look Like I Eat Blind Children’s Glasses

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