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Funny Euphemisms

731. Boomstick

Also known as dynamite.

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Funny Foods

732. Shit on a Shingle

A US military food term—unofficial, of course! It is a dish consisting of a cream sauce with meat in it poured over toast. It is often served as a breakfast dish. See also Breakfast, Military.

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Funny Sayings

733. I Pooped My Pants and All I Got Was This Lousy Poop in My Pants

Funny Instruments

734. Floboe

A flute and an oboe combined. See also Made Up.

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Funny Observations

735. Unicorns and mermaids aren’t real. But unicorn mermaids are, and they’re are called narwhals.

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Funny Words

736. Eellogofusciouhipoppokunurious

Old-timey slang meaning “very good, very fine.” See also Old-Timey, Slang.

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Funny Questions

737. Why is six afraid of seven?

Because seven is a registered six offender. See also Numbers.

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Funny Questions

738. If someone with no arms had a gun in their pocket, are they armed or unarmed?

Funny Insults

739. You’re So Ugly, the Monsters Check Above the Bed to See if You Are There

Funny Animals

740. Boost the Cow

Boost is a purple cow that help fight credit card scams with John Cena.

Added by a Guest on May 22, 2023| 6 Comments | 13 people like this You Like This | Unlike

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