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Funny Books

761. Outwitting Squirrels Shop

101 cunning stratagems to reduce dramatically the egregious misappropriation of seed from your birdfeeder. Good luck—you’ll need it. See also Rodents.

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Funny Things to Do

762. Peeling a Carrot into Nothing

It tastes better. See also Vegetables.

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Funny Insults

763. I Have Neither the Time nor the Crayons to Explain This to You

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Funny Names

764. Calumn & Ari

Names of twins. See also Seafood.

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Funny Observations

765. If You Say a Word out Loud More then 10 Times, It Doesn’t Sound Like a Word Anymore

Prove me wrong. Say “plant” or “bed.” Really, any word. See also English.

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Funny Observations

766. If a toy from “Toy Story” dies, the kids wouldn’t know.

And the other toys would have to watch quietly as the kids played with their corpses.

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Funny Questions

767. What Happens Went You Use Conditioner Before the Shampoo?

See also Hair.

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Funny Euphemisms

768. Italian Worms and Rocks

Also known as spaghetti and meatballs. See also Pasta.

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Funny Nicknames

769. Peanut Wigglebutt

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Funny Observations

770. Date, date, and date all mean different things, but are spelled and sound exactly alike.

Date the fruit, date the day, and date going out with someone. See also English.

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