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Funny Sayings

761. If you give a man a fish, he’ll eat for one day. If you teach a man to fish, you’ll have the house to yourself.

The surest way to avoid divorce. See also Fishing, Marriage.

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Funny Things to Do

762. When Shaking Hands, Confuse the Other Person by Shaking Side to Side

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Funny Diseases

763. Lactoes Intolerance

The lack of toes gets us all. See also Made Up.

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Funny Observations

764. Studying is Just Cheating in Advance

See also Schools.

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Funny Sayings

765. The World Would be a Better Place Without Me, Which is Why I Must Keep Living

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Funny Nicknames

766. Kassy von Gassy

See also Flatulence.

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Funny Questions

767. What Does a Strong Dog Say?

Buff, buff. See also Dogs.

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Funny Things to Do

768. Bending a Ruler Until It Breaks

Don’t let the teacher catch you. Also, don’t try this at home. See also Schools.

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Funny Books

769. Learning to Play With a Lion’s Testicles Shop

Unexpected gifts from the animals of Africa.

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Funny Insults

770. I Hope Your Wife Gives Birth to a Centipede So You Spend the Rest of Your Life Slaving Away to Buy Shoes for It

See also Insects, Shoes.

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