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Funny Insults

741. You Look Like You Say “Bless Me” When You Sneeze

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Funny Insults

742. No One Has a Higher Opinion of You than I Do

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Funny Insults

743. You Are Literally From Ohio

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Funny Observations

745. 100% of Divorces are Caused by Marriage

See also Marriage.

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Funny Observations

746. No one bats an eye when someone kills an ant.

But when an ant kills someone… See also Insects.

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Funny Things to Do

747. Eating a Burrito Sideways

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Funny Questions

748. Why did you eat your baby?

My friend’s 3-year old, when I was pregnant. See also Pregnancy.

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Funny Euphemisms

749. Tactical Assault Anteater

Also known as a pangolin.

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Funny Observations

750. Embalming is the Final Spa Day

See also Death.

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