Guest Entries

Funny Observations

741. We’re All God’s Neopets, and He Forgot the Password

Added by a Guest on October 7, 2022| 5 Comments | 52 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Advice

742. All You Need in Life is Duct Tape and WD-40

Does it move? Is it supposed to? If not, use duct tape.
Does it not move? Is it supposed to? If so, use WD-40.

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Funny Insults

743. You Look Like You Hold Orange Juice with Four Fingers Inside the Glass

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Funny Insults

744. I Hope You Step in Macaroni

Bare toes in macaroni. That’s all I hope for you. See also Cheese, Pasta.

Added by a Guest on October 5, 2022| 5 Comments | 54 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Advice

745. You Should Always Wait Until the Last Minute to Do School Assignments

Why? Because you’ll be older and therefore wiser. See also Procrastination, Schools.

Added by a Guest on October 4, 2022| 5 Comments | 151 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Anti-Jokes

746. What Do You Call an Old Calendar?

I don’t know. Sorry guys.

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Funny Euphemisms

747. Sea Criminal

Also known as a dolphin. See also Dolphins.

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Funny Quotes

748. “If rum can’t fix it, you’re not using enough rum.”

―Captain Jack Sparrow See also Alcohol, Pirates.

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Funny Names

749. Jonathan Q. Arbuckle

John Arbuckle’s full name. See also Comics.

Added by a Guest on October 3, 2022| 5 Comments | 11 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Insults

750. Thou Art No More Brain than Stone

Added by a Guest on October 2, 2022| 1 Comment | 46 people like this You Like This | Unlike