Guest Entries
Funny Anti-Jokes
774. Why Are Fire Trucks Red?
Maybe fire trucks are like herrings, which are fish that are naturally silver, but when smoked, turn red. They also become so pungent that their scent can throw dogs off a trail. Which is why “a red herring” is something that misleads you or distracts you from the relevant question.
Funny Insults
776. You Look Like You Slap You Knee and Say, “Welp!” Before Saying Goodbye
Dad behavior.
Funny Observations
777. Pavlov Probably Thought About Feeding His Dogs Every Time Someone Rang a Bell
Funny Observations
778. Superman’s Most Unappreciated Power is His Extraordinary Fine Motor Skill
He has almost unlimited strength and can literally move mountains, yet is also able to shake someone’s hand without inadvertently ripping off their arm. See also Superheroes.
