Guest Entries

Funny Insults

771. At Least I Don’t Look Like I Eat Blind Children’s Glasses

Added by a Guest on February 27, 2023| 6 Comments | 67 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Advice

772. If You Drop a Cactus, Don’t Catch It

Trust me.

Added by a Guest on February 26, 2023| 8 Comments | 176 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Diseases

773. Covid-Pox

See also Made-up.

Added by a Guest on February 26, 2023| 5 Comments | 12 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Observations

774. Heat, Time, and Pressure

The three things that make a diamond are also the things that make a waffle. See also Breakfast, Jewelry.

Added by a Guest on February 26, 2023| 6 Comments | 88 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Questions

775. Are those who sneeze a lot the most blessed?

Added by a Guest on February 26, 2023| 6 Comments | 61 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Questions

776. I wonder what my dog named me?

Probably just *bark.* See also Dogs.

Added by a Guest on February 26, 2023| 4 Comments | 40 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Questions

777. I wonder how many slices of pizza I’ve eaten in my life?

I'm scared to know. See also Pizza.

Added by a Guest on February 26, 2023| 10 Comments | 27 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Instruments

778. Small Cello, Large Violin

Also known as a viola.

Added by a Guest on February 22, 2023| 5 Comments | 33 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Things to Do

779. Eating Lasagna in the Shower

It’s not illegal, they won’t stop you. See also Bathroom, Pasta.

Added by a Guest on February 22, 2023| 8 Comments | 56 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Advice

780. Instead of going to Starbucks, make your own coffee, yell out your name incorrectly, and then light a 5-dollar bill on fire.

See also Coffee.

Added by a Guest on February 20, 2023| 11 Comments | 222 people like this You Like This | Unlike