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Funny Observations

821. Life Didn’t Give Us Lemons

They’re man-made. Look it up. See also Lemons.

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Funny Dances

822. The Life Liver

Basically, find a partner to settle down with in a nice urban city, get married, have children and carry on the legacy and bloodline. Great at parties. See also Life.

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Funny Observations

823. Most Laugh Tracks are from the 50s, Which Means You’re Hearing Dead People Laughing

See also 50's.

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Funny Euphemisms

824. Rootie Tootie Point and Shooty

Also known as a gun. See also Weapons.

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Funny Phrases

825. Crooks and Nannies

See also Malapropisms.

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Funny Things

826. Shillelagh

An Irish, wooden, walking stick. See also Irish.

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Funny Phobias

827. Fobeea

Fear of not spelling words phonetically.

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Funny People

828. Inherently Funny Guest

Who knows. I could be anyone. Even you.

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Funny Movies

829. Time Chasers

A 1994 film in which a man goes back in time and enlists the help of the U.S. Continental Army during the Revolutionary War in order to take down an evil company trying to steal his time travel technology. See also Sci-fi.

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Funny Observations

830. Taxes Are Just a Yearly Subscription to the Country You Live In…

And childhood is the free trial.

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