Guest Entries
Funny Songs
833. The Economics of the Wizarding World Don’t Make Sense
By Harry and the Potters. See also Harry Potter.
Funny Foods
835. Shit on a Shingle
A US military food term—unofficial, of course! It is a dish consisting of a cream sauce with meat in it poured over toast. It is often served as a breakfast dish. See also Breakfast, Military.
Funny Sayings
836. I Pooped My Pants and All I Got Was This Lousy Poop in My Pants
See also Pants, Scatological.
Funny Observations
838. Unicorns and mermaids aren’t real. But unicorn mermaids are, and they’re are called narwhals.
Funny Words
839. Eellogofusciouhipoppokunurious
Old-timey slang meaning “very good, very fine.” See also Old-Timey, Slang.
Funny Questions
840. Why is six afraid of seven?
Because seven is a registered six offender. See also Numbers.
