Guest Entries
Funny Advice
803. If You’re Being Chased, Give the Person Who’s Chasing You a Pair of Scissors Because You Can’t Run With Scissors
Funny Questions
807. What Do You Call an Alligator Who Starts Fights?
An instigator. See also Reptiles.
Funny Advice
808. It’s the Thought That Counts...
So don’t buy birthday presents, just think about buying them. See also Birthdays.