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Funny Things to Do

791. Peeling a Carrot into Nothing

It tastes better. See also Vegetables.

Added by a Guest on June 19, 2022| 3 Comments | 51 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Insults

792. I Have Neither the Time nor the Crayons to Explain This to You

Added by a Guest on June 18, 2022| 6 Comments | 138 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Names

793. Calumn & Ari

Names of twins. See also Seafood.

Added by a Guest on June 14, 2022| 3 Comments | 12 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Observations

794. If You Say a Word out Loud More then 10 Times, It Doesn’t Sound Like a Word Anymore

Prove me wrong. Say “plant” or “bed.” Really, any word. See also English.

Added by a Guest on June 12, 2022| 8 Comments | 71 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Observations

795. If a toy from “Toy Story” dies, the kids wouldn’t know.

And the other toys would have to watch quietly as the kids played with their corpses.

Added by a Guest on June 12, 2022| 12 Comments | 150 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Questions

796. What Happens Went You Use Conditioner Before the Shampoo?

See also Hair.

Added by a Guest on June 12, 2022| 10 Comments | 25 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Euphemisms

797. Italian Worms and Rocks

Also known as spaghetti and meatballs. See also Pasta.

Added by a Guest on June 10, 2022| 1 Comment | 18 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Nicknames

798. Peanut Wigglebutt

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Funny Observations

799. Date, date, and date all mean different things, but are spelled and sound exactly alike.

Date the fruit, date the day, and date going out with someone. See also English.

Added by a Guest on June 9, 2022| 3 Comments | 42 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Videos

800. Who you gon’ call? GHOST MUSTARD!

Chef’s kiss.

Added by a Guest on June 9, 2022| 8 Comments | 38 people like this You Like This | Unlike