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Funny Nicknames

791. Nutty McGee

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Funny Quotes

792. “It is only when mosquito land on your testicles that you realize there is a way to solve problems without using violence.”

―Unknown See also Violence.

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Funny Insults

793. You Look Like Your Favorite Color is Orange

See also Colors.

Added by a Guest on October 9, 2022| 13 Comments | 48 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Instruments

794. Duck Stick

Also know as an oboe.

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Funny Observations

795. We’re All God’s Neopets, and He Forgot the Password

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Funny Advice

796. All You Need in Life is Duct Tape and WD-40

Does it move? Is it supposed to? If not, use duct tape.
Does it not move? Is it supposed to? If so, use WD-40.

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Funny Insults

797. You Look Like You Hold Orange Juice with Four Fingers Inside the Glass

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Funny Insults

798. I Hope You Step in Macaroni

Bare toes in macaroni. That’s all I hope for you. See also Cheese, Pasta.

Added by a Guest on October 5, 2022| 5 Comments | 54 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Advice

799. You Should Always Wait Until the Last Minute to Do School Assignments

Why? Because you’ll be older and therefore wiser. See also Procrastination, Schools.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

800. What Do You Call an Old Calendar?

I don’t know. Sorry guys.

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