Guest Entries
Funny Observations
781. Social Anxiety is Basically Conspiracy Theories About Yourself
See also Anxiety.
Funny Observations
782. Despite Thousands of People Passing Away in Them Each Year, You Never Hear About a Haunted Senior Care Home
Funny Phrases
783. Chanter en Yaourt
French for singing made-up words or sounds when you don’t know the lyrics to a song. See also French.
Funny Quotes
786. “Knowledge is like underwear. It is useful to have it, but not necessary to show it off.”
―Bill Murray
Funny Quotes
787. “I didn’t attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying that I approved of it.”
―Mark Twain See also Death.
Funny Quotes
788. “Show me a sane man, and I will cure him for you.”
―Carl Jung See also Psychology.
Funny Quotes
789. “The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.”
―Andy Rooney See also Dogs.
Funny Quotes
790. “An optimist thinks that this is the best possible world. A pessimist fears that this is true.”
―Robert Oppenheimer
