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Funny Names

681. “Actually… it’s pronounced ‘Jod’.”

What if God came down to earth and said, “Actually… it’s pronounced ‘Jod’”? See also Religion.

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Funny Nicknames

682. Mary the Fart Fairy

See also Flatulence.

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Funny Insults

683. You are so Boring, the Teacher is More Fun

See also Schools.

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Funny Things to Do

684. Riding Brooms Around Your Block

Bonus points for cackling like a witch.

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Funny Things to Do

685. Pretending You’re Dead to See if Your Dog Reacts

It won’t. See also Dogs.

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Funny Observations

686. The Rio Grande River is Really The Big River River

Who knew? Spanish speakers, that’s who. See also Rivers, Spanish.

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Funny Euphemisms

687. Fiddlesticks

A nice word for any number of bad words.

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Funny Insults

688. I Thought You Were Supposed to Toot Your Horn with the Other End

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Funny Insults

689. I Hope the Power Goes out and You Have to Reset Every Clock in Your House

See also Electricity.

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Funny Euphemisms

690. Guinea Big

Also known as a capybara.

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