Guest Entries

Funny Things to Do

631. Pretending You’re Dead to See if Your Dog Reacts

It won’t. See also Dogs.

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Funny Things to Do

632. Riding Brooms Around Your Block

Bonus points for cackling like a witch.

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Funny Observations

633. The Rio Grande River is Really The Big River River

Who knew? Spanish speakers, that’s who. See also Rivers, Spanish.

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Funny Euphemisms

634. Fiddlesticks

A nice word for any number of bad words.

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Funny Insults

635. I Hope the Power Goes out and You Have to Reset Every Clock in Your House

See also Electricity.

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Funny Insults

636. I Thought You Were Supposed to Toot Your Horn with the Other End

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Funny Euphemisms

637. Elbowpit

Similar to an armpit, the moist skin beneath your elbow.

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Funny Euphemisms

638. Guinea Big

Also known as a capybara.

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Funny Nicknames

639. Stinky Pete

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Funny Euphemisms

640. Emo Butterflies

Also known as moths.

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