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631. Sea Cucumber

A cucumber that has been chucked into the ocean. Not to be confused with sea cucumbers. See also Vegetables.

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Funny Euphemisms

632. Booty Burp

Also known as a fart. See also Flatulence.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

633. My wife told me I'm bad with directions so I packed up and right.

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Funny Questions

634. How many seagulls would you have to find in your house before you got suspicious that someone was putting them there?

Three. See also Birds.

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Funny Advice

635. When Parents Tell You to Act Like an Adult, Be an Old Person and Hurt Yourself by Moving Something

It that simple bro.

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Funny Euphemisms

636. Earth Apple

Also known as a potato. See also Fruits, Vegetables.

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Funny Advice

637. When Getting the Ingredients to Make a Sandwich, Make a Second Sandwich

BOOM. Extra sandwich. See also Sandwiches.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

638. How do you put an elephant in the refrigerator?

You open the door.

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Funny Insults

639. I Hope You Have a Bad Day and Your Shirt Gets Stuck on a Door Handle

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Funny Insults

640. I Hope a Movie About You Gets Made, but They Cast James Corden to Play You

See also Celebrities.

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