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Funny Things to Do

831. Telling the Barista a Sob Story About How Your Nonexistent Cat Has Cancer So They Feel So Guilty Your Coffee is Free

And then the next time it's your dog... then your pig... then your third grade science teacher...

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Funny Things to Do

832. Pretend to Faint Around Your Crush.

Easiest way to get kissed by someone you like.

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Funny Things to Do

833. Riding a Trike Through a Car Wash

It's been done before

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Funny Advice

834. Mathematically, if You Ate One Ounce of Uranium You Would Never Need to Eat Again.

It has all of the calories you'll ever need.

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Funny Dances

835. Any Interpretive Dance

Thrash around to cinematic music and call it art. Bonus points if there's no music, it's completely silent, and you make awkward eye contact with someone in the audience the entire time.

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Funny Diseases

836. Anti-Virus

It's a disease that may or not be able to protect you from viruses. With the optional subscription included and not so optional promotions shown in your dreams. Can't get rid of it.

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Funny Insults

837. I Hope Your Sock Falls Down in Your Shoe.

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Funny Insults

838. You Look Like You Eat Grapes and Call Them Spicy

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Funny Insults

839. You Look Like You Say 11 when Someone Asks You to Pick a Number Between 1 and 10

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Funny Insults

840. You Look Like a Straight Guy in Theatre.

Wow.

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