1. Matt Ress
Otherwise known as Mr Ress (say it aloud)
4. David Hasselhoff
I mean, it's just a good surname. See also Celebrities.
5. Arnold Schwarzenegger
A beautiful name for a beautiful human XD See also Celebrities.
7. There's No I in 'Team' But...
There is a mate. Aww.
8. "Do Not Take Life Too Seriously. You Will Never Get out of It Alive."
- Elbert Hubbard
9. "People Say Nothing is Impossible, but I Do Nothing Every Day."
- A. A. Milne See also Lazy.
10. "Folks, I Don't Trust Children. They're Here to Replace Us."
- Stephen Colbert See also Celebrities, Children.