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Funny Quotes

11. Singing in the Shower is Fun Until...

you get shampoo in your mouth and then you've got a soap opera.

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Funny Sayings

12. It's Okay if You Don't Like Me - Not Everyone Has Good Taste.

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Funny Insults

13. I Am Sick when I Do Look on Thee

Credit to William Shakespeare

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Funny Insults

14. Away, You Starvelling, You Elf-skin, You Dried Neat's-tongue, Bull's-pizzle, You Stock-fish!

Credit to William Shakespeare See also Shakespeare.

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Funny Insults

15. Would Thou Wert Clean Enough to Spit Upon

You are too dirty to be spat on. Congratulations.
Credit to William Shakespeare See also Shakespeare.

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Funny Insults

17. Thou Hast No More Brain than I Have in Mine Elbows

Turns out Shakespeare basically invented "ur dumb".
Credit to William Shakespeare. See also Shakespeare.

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Funny Insults

18. I'll Beat Thee, but I Would Infect My Hands

Ouch.
Credit to William Shakespeare See also Shakespeare.

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Funny Insults

19. Methink'st Thou Art a General Offence and Every Man Should Beat Thee

Credit to William Shakespeare See also Shakespeare.

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