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11. "Folks, I Don't Trust Children. They're Here to Replace Us."

- Stephen Colbert See also Celebrities, Children.

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Funny Sayings

12. It's Okay if You Don't Like Me - Not Everyone Has Good Taste.

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Funny Insults

13. The Rankest Compound of Villainous Smell That Ever Offended Nostril

This is taking "You stink" to another level. Credit to William Shakespeare. See also Shakespeare.

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Funny Insults

14. Thou Hast No More Brain than I Have in Mine Elbows

Turns out Shakespeare basically invented "ur dumb".
Credit to William Shakespeare. See also Shakespeare.

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Funny Insults

15. I'll Beat Thee, but I Would Infect My Hands

Ouch.
Credit to William Shakespeare See also Shakespeare.

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Funny Insults

16. Methink'st Thou Art a General Offence and Every Man Should Beat Thee

Credit to William Shakespeare See also Shakespeare.

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Funny Insults

17. Would Thou Wert Clean Enough to Spit Upon

You are too dirty to be spat on. Congratulations.
Credit to William Shakespeare See also Shakespeare.

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18. Away, You Starvelling, You Elf-skin, You Dried Neat's-tongue, Bull's-pizzle, You Stock-fish!

Credit to William Shakespeare See also Shakespeare.

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19. I Am Sick when I Do Look on Thee

Credit to William Shakespeare

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