you've heard it for years, it's time to start listening See also Snow.
mom says it, grandma says it, it must be true. You never know when you're going to be in an accident.
when you're a kid, its fun. when youre an adult, you see all the innuendo... like "There's a Wocket in my Pocket"
He's an author, a real one, and he wrote something called The Day of Doom. something so epic from someone with such a silly name!
names for that kid who always thinks he's the best...at everything
because old people really can't get up by themselves See also Elderly.
I have a wit that stems from years of listening to my sarcastic father, and his sarcastic father before him. My sarcastic abilities know no bounds.