Tyler's Entries
Funny Drinks
131. Shrinking Potion
In third grade a classmate claimed to not only have a shrinking potion but to have an invisibility potion as well. I responded that I owned a space bug, but this was a lie. I had lost the space bug in second grade. See also Made Up.
Funny Products
132. Erasable Pens Shop
Let’s be honest. Sanding off a thin layer of paper is not actually erasing ink. See also 80's.
Funny Phrases
134. Eee-Yikes
The added "Eee" is an improvement on plain, old "Yikes." Typical usage would be, "Have you ever seen her in the morning? Eee-yikes."
Funny Things
135. Hairdana
This occurs when a woman (or man) ties back her hair with her own hair. It only looks good on a princess.
Funny Things
136. People Magazine's Picks and Pans
You shouldn't feel too bad if People magazine pans you. (Nor, for that matter, should you feel too good if they pick you.)
Funny Things to Do
137. Scrooge McDuck Diving into a Mound of Coins
Have you ever tried this? It hurts. See also Animals, Disney, Fictional.
Funny Dances
138. The Bartman
A popular but non-existent dance during the early 90's. If someone claims that what you're doing isn't a dance, just tell them you're doing the Bartman. See also 90's, Simpsons.
Funny Words
139. Chimp
Everyone thinks that jokes about monkeys are funny. Subsitute the word "chimp" for "monkey," though, and it's guaranteed to be even a little bit funnier.
Funny People
140. Peter Scolari
Tom Hanks's co-star on Bosom Buddies, Peter Scolari also played the Rick Moranis role in Honey, I Shrunk the Kids: The TV Show. See also 80's.
