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Funny Quotes

21. "Accept Who You Are. Unless You're a Serial Killer."

- Ellen DeGeneres. As terrible as she is, she's right on this one.

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Funny Quotes

22. “Age is Something That Doesn’t Matter, Unless You Are a Cheese.”

― Luis Buñuel.

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Funny Quotes

23. “Why can’t you just be happy for me and then go home and talk behind my back later like a normal person?”

―Lillian Donovan

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24. “The Reason I Talk to Myself is Because I’m the Only One Whose Answers I Accept.”

― George Carlin.

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25. “Whoever Established the High Road and How High It Should be Should be Fired.”

- Sandra Bullock. Can't really argue with her on that one.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

26. A Cow Was Suddenly Milked Without It Knowing.

Needless to say, it was in udder disbelief.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

27. The Nap Police Were Called to the Local Daycare.

Turns out, all it was was just a three-year-old resisting a rest.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

28. My Girlfriend Changed After Becoming a Vegetarian.

It almost feels like I've never met herbivore.

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Funny Questions

29. If a Dinosaur Has an Extensive Vocabulary, Wouldn't It be a Thesaurus?

See also Dad Jokes.

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Funny Things to Do

30. Have an Argument with a Mannequin at a Store

I knew those damn mannequins were up to no good...

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