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Funny Things to Do
31. Put Vaseline on Your Hand and Give Someone a Handshake
Scare the crap out of folks when they realize how freaking moisturized your hand is.
Funny Things to Do
32. Pretend to be a News Reporter and Interview People on the Street About Made-up Stories
Example, “Sir, can I get your opinions on the recent state of clown murders?”
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33. Have an Argument with a Mannequin at a Store
I knew those damn mannequins were up to no good...
Funny Things to Do
34. Eating a Tomato Like an Apple
I do it sometimes. I just really like tomatoes. See also Fruits.
Funny Anti-Jokes
35. How Many Cars Does It Take to Get from New York to California?
One, unless the car breaks down.
Funny Anti-Jokes
36. If Jimmy Ate Half a Sandwich, and Billy Ate Three Quarters of a Sandwich, How Much is Left of Jimmy’s Sandwich?
Half. I never said Billy ate Jimmy's sandwich.
Funny Anti-Jokes
38. A Man Died After Eating 300 Hot Dogs.
I guess we all know to not eat 300 hot dogs quickly.
Funny Anti-Jokes
39. What Begins with “F” and Ends with “uck.”
Incorrect. What begins with “W” and ends with “hat.” See also Profanity.
Funny Anti-Jokes
40. What Should You Never Bring to a Soap Opera Audition?
Soap. Despite the name, they aren't cleaning performances.
