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Funny Anti-Jokes
81. A Child Became Determined to Burn His Home Down…
His dad watched, tears in his eyes. He put his arm across his wife and stated, “That’s arson.” See also Fire, Puns.
Funny Anti-Jokes
82. When My Uncle Frank Died, He Needed His Ashes to be Buried in His Favorite Beer Mug.
His final wish was essentially to be Frank in Stein.
Funny Anti-Jokes
83. My Wife Told Me She’ll Slam My Head into the Keyboard if I Don’t Get off the Computer.
I'm not too worried, I think she's jodjkbfwyvfbluiwg;hibklfiueryf See also Computers.
Funny Anti-Jokes
84. Why Did Mozart Hate All of His Chickens?
When he asked them who the best composer was, they all replied, “Bach, Bach, Bach.” See also Chickens.
Funny Quotes
87. “People Say Money is Not the Key to Happiness, but I Have Always Figured if You Have Enough Money, You Can Have a Key Made.”
―Joan Rivers See also Money.
Funny Quotes
88. “Hey, fellas! How about this for a headline for tomorrow’s paper? ‘French Fries!’”
The last words of James French, a serial killer who was put to death by electric chair. See also Death.
Funny Quotes
89. “The Bible tells us to love our neighbors, and also to love our enemies; probably because generally they are the same people.”
Funny Quotes
90. “Turn me over, I’m done on this side.”
Famous last words of Saint Lawrence as he was being burned alive. What a legend. See also Death, Fire.
