Yeetaleetthesecond's Entries
Funny Anti-Jokes
41. How Many Cars Does It Take to Get from New York to California?
One, unless the car breaks down.
Funny Advice
42. If No One from the Future Comes to Try and Stop You, then How Bad Could It Really Be?
Funny Quotes
47. “When you're in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out. A best friend will be in the cell next to you saying, 'Damn, that was fun'.”
Funny Quotes
48. "I Don't Care What They Say About Me. I Just Want to Eat."
- Pam Beesly from The Office. See also The Office.
Funny Quotes
49. "I Just Want to Lie on the Beach and Eat Hot Dogs. That's All I've Ever Wanted."
- Kevin Malone from The Office.
Funny Quotes
50. "Never Put off Till Tomorrow What You Can Do the Day After Tomorrow Just as Well."
- Mark Twain. I love this guy's logic.