Funny Anti-Jokes
There Were Three Horses Talking and the First One Said...
"Hey, I can run 25 miles per hour." The second one said, "Oh yeah? I can run 50 miles per hour." The third one said, "Well, guess what? I can run 100 miles per hour." Then a dog came along and said, "Big deal! I can run-"
And the horses said, "Hey! A talking dog!"