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“I can’t fit the orange in the pencil sharpener, Mom.”

Something I once said while sleepwalking.

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Added by a Guest on October 9, 2020 | You Like This |

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wth the hell is up with u people :/

69 on October 12, 2020

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I agree with you 69

YEAH on October 12, 2020

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@YEAH @69 My very serious friend would agree with you both, bUT I'M NOT MY VERY SERIOUS FRIEND!! HAHAHA!!

Ms. Paul on October 14, 2020

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Ya'll are weird --_--

nova on October 27, 2020

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idk hy everyone is so serious about it i found it quite funny

dj on October 29, 2020

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But why? Was the orange hiding something.? Did the orange government want to protect him from death by sharpener? Was he a spy in our world, invading our dreams? We may never know.

i did it on October 30, 2020

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i came here from the bored button.. i wonder if people still use it

hello? on November 12, 2020

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wth is this yall stoopid

MyAh on November 29, 2020

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I'm very concerned for you.

RandomKid on January 2, 2021

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um

Maki on January 23, 2021

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THAT. IS .hysterical!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'M A NUT on February 17, 2021

Blu3asth3sk1

Why do you run so cowardly orange? Do you fear death?

Blu3asth3sk1 on March 12, 2021

Yeetaleetthesecond

GOD DAMMIT, GET IN THE PENCIL SHARPENER!!!

Yeetaleetthesecond on December 6, 2021

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