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Funny Quotes

2201. “I Mean It!”

Says my English teacher. She never does. See also Schools, Teachers.

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Funny Insults

2202. Trasero Tonto

Means, "Dumb Butt" in Spanish. See also Spanish.

Added by a Guest on October 18, 2018| 8 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Words

2203. Oe

A wind off the Faroe Islands. Playable in Scrabble See also Games.

Added by a Guest on October 17, 2018| 1 Comment | You Like This |

Funny Animals

2204. Lizard Demons From Space

Some call them alligators, but I know better.

Added by a Guest on October 15, 2018| 6 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Anti-Jokes

2205. A Roman Walks into a Bar and Holds Up Two Fingers

He says, "I'll take five beers, please."

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Funny Clothes

2206. Ripped Jeans

Otherwise known as paying for something broken. See also Pants.

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Funny Dances

2207. The Invisibility

Run away.

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Funny Euphemisms

2208. Guy Flying Around in His Underwear

Also known as Superman. See also Comics.

Added by a Guest on October 15, 2018| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Clothes

2209. Ranger Panties

What people in the military call the super short shorts they wear during physical training. See also Military.

Added by a Guest on October 13, 2018| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Drinks

2210. Hammer

Vodka and apple juice instead of vodka and orange juice, aka a screwdriver. See also Alcohol, Apples, Tools.

Added by a Guest on October 13, 2018| 3 Comments | You Like This |

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