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Funny Euphemisms

2161. Cereal Juice

Also known as milk. See also Dairy.

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Funny Names

2162. Timor Leste

The country that broke apart from Indonesia in 2004. Timor means "east" in the local language, and "Leste" means "east " in Portuguese, so "Timor Leste" translates to "East east" in English. See also Redundant.

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Funny Things to Do

2163. Eating Cereal for Dinner

College dining at its finest. See also College.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

2164. Why Did the Whale Cross the Ocean?

I don't know, I think you should probably ask him.

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Funny Questions

2165. If Jesus Can Walk on Water Can He Swim on Land?

See also Religion.

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Funny Things

2166. Interstate Highways in Hawai'i

Exactly which other states do they go to? See also Hawaii.

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Funny Diseases

2167. A Serious Case of Nothing to Wear

I can't go to school because I have nothing to wear.

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Funny Places

2168. Places

What you say when you're parents ask you where you've been. See also Teenagers.

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Funny Things to Do

2169. Giving Your Teacher an Apple

I'm halfway through my senior year and have yet to see any teacher even eat an apple. See also Old-Timey, Schools.

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Funny Advice

2170. You Can Inflate the the Word Count on Your Essays by Writing the the Word "The" Twice

It's the the oldest trick in the the book, but it works, which is why it's still in the the book. See also Schools.

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