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Funny Drinks

2131. Suicide Soda

A combination of fountain sodas like Coke, Diet Coke, Root Beer, Diet Root Beer, etc. A culinary contribution of kids from the American Midwest. See also Soda.

Added by a Guest on August 11, 2018| 2 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Questions

2132. Isn't a Thesaurus a Dinosaur?

Asked the ignorant 10-year-old me. See also Dinosaurs, Grammar.

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Funny Euphemisms

2133. Bath Blanket

Also known as a shower curtain.

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Funny Jobs

2134. Star Salesman

Someone who "sells" stars on the internet for a few thousand dollars.

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Funny Insults

2135. Nimconpoopian

Adjective for someone who is dumb.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

2136. What Do You Call a Fish with No Eyes?

Blind. See also Fish.

Added by a Guest on July 29, 2018| 5 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Dances

2137. The Horse with Ants on It

Get on all fours and kick around like crazy. See also Horses.

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Funny Euphemisms

2138. Fart Squirrel

Also known as a skunk.

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Funny Euphemisms

2139. Trainable Cat

Basically a dog. See also Cats, Dogs.

Added by a Guest on July 19, 2018| 5 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Insults

2140. Fart-Knocking Ding-Dong

See also Flatulence.

Added by a Guest on July 17, 2018| 7 Comments | You Like This |

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