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Funny Sayings

2131. Hogan's Goat

An old saying from the 1800's, meaning something so ugly or smelly that others complain. See also Goats, Old-Timey.

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Funny Advice

2132. Don't Let Go of You Wife's Hand at the Mall, Because She Will Start Shopping

It might look romantic, but it's actually economic. See also Sexism.

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Funny Advice

2133. In Case of Fire, Use Stairs

That's right, pick up the stairs and beat out fire. Problem solved!

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Funny Sayings

2134. The Rotation of the Earth Really Makes My Day

Funny Things to Do

2135. When Someone Asks, "What Does That Cloud Look Like?" say, "A Bunch of Suspended Water and Ice Particles... Why?"

Everyone hates a literalist.

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Funny Things to Do

2136. On the First Day of Summer Vacation, Change the Clock, Close the Curtains and Put on a Backpack. Then Wake Up a Sibling and Tell Them They Went into a Coma and Slept Through Summer.

See how long they wait for the bus. See also Pranks.

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Funny Euphemisms

2137. Stabby Writer Thing

Also known as a pencil. See also Schools.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

2138. What Do You Call a Man with a Knife in His Back?

An ambulance.

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Funny Euphemisms

2139. 50 States That Are United and Part of America

Also known As the United States of America.

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Funny Movies

2140. A Very Powerful Whale Runs To Heaven

The Chinese translation of “Free Willy.” See also Chinese.

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