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Funny Euphemisms

2091. Sea Flap Flap

Also known as a Stingray.

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Funny Euphemisms

2092. Trash Panda

Also known as a raccoon. See also Garbage.

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Funny Phrases

2093. S. C. H. O. O. L.

Seven
Cruel
Hours
Of
Our
Lives
See also Schools, Teachers.

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Funny Drinks

2094. Warm Water

Also known as tea without flavor.

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Funny Names

2095. Tree Rockdirt

My cousin will name his child this one day...

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Funny Things to Do

2096. Calling out "There's No Toilet Paper in Here!" in a Walmart Dressing Room

Funny Anti-Jokes

2097. You Know What Makes Me Smile?

Face muscles.

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Funny Advice

2098. Marry Someone Who Has a Different Favorite Cereal than You So They Won't Eat All of Yours

Funny Words

2099. Micturition

Fancy word for urination which is itself a fancy word for peeing. See also Bathroom.

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Funny Advice

2100. For $1, you can buy a candy bar from a vending machine. For $2, you can buy a brick, and get all the candy in the vending machine.

I didn't come up with this, I'm not clever enough. I just don't remember where I originally saw it. See also Candy, Crime.

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